By: Bradley Loves
INSTRUMENTS OF TOTAL VIOLENCE – THESE MUST BE BANNED!
Pencils and pens are causing great HARM in America! In the hands of the wrong people…, (Lawyers, Accountants, Politicians and Bankers)…, these instruments of VIOLENCE are being used to cheat, swindle, and defraud countless innocent human beings.
The harm that these things are doing in our world on a daily basis are incalculable and we need to get these things off the streets!
I suggest a pen and pencil BUY BACK PROGRAM to start immediately! I also demand that a RED FLAG law to be put in place ASAP to make sure that no Lawyers, Accountants, Politicians, or Bankers are able to get their hands on these instruments of devastation and destruction!
Why am I saying this? Because it is NOT the human being holding the tool that is doing the damage…, but it is the TOOL ITSELF that is the cause of the damage!
Pens and Pencils are HARMFUL due to the loss of life, liberty and happiness that they cause daily in fraudulent contracts, bogus laws, bad business deals and trade deals…, legal proceedings, court judgments, and countless other senseless acts of destruction that these horrible things are causing in our world!
AND…, the people who are holding the pens and pencils are NOT TO BLAME!
STOP TRYING TO BLAME THE CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER OF A PEN OR A PENCIL ON THE HUMAN BEING WHO IS HOLDING IT…., PENS AND PENCILS ARE JUST PLAIN BAD…, AND THEREFORE NO ONE SHOULD HAVE THEM.
We must limit ALL ACCESS of pens and pencils to anyone and everyone…, lest that pen or pencil cause irreparable HARM and DAMAGE and LOSS OF LIFE.
Why am I writing this article??
Well, I’m just following the logic of the ANTI-GUN crowd!
For years and years…, the gun lobby has been saying that GUNS do not kill people…, but that in reality it is PEOPLE THAT KILL PEOPLE…, using a gun as mere tool to do so!
It is the people who have bad intentions to do harm, and therefore the people who are simply using a mere “tool” improperly. So says the NRA!
However, normal people say this is just foolish…, and that GUNS (the tool) is what kills, hurts and maims…, and that the human being holding the gun has nothing to do with it!
I AM HERE TO SAY THAT I COMPLETELY AGREE…, IT IS THE GUN ITSELF WHICH DOES ALL THE DAMAGE AND THEY SHOULD ALL BE BANNED! THE SAME GOES WITH PENS AND PENCILS!
No human being living on Earth can be trusted with such a dangerous weapon as a pen or a pencil due to the potential damage and real harm that pen or pencil may cause to the lives of others.
These tools…, in the hands of diabolical men and women (Lawyers, Accountants, Bankers, Politicians, and Swindlers), are DANGEROUS WEAPONS…, and are hurting, maiming, and ruining innocent peoples lives!
The fraudulent contracts that these people write each and every single day are causing great harm and damage to all of our Society!
PLEASE JOIN ME IN MY MOVEMENT TO BAN PENS AND PENCILS NOW!
THESE THINGS ARE TOTALLY DANGEROUS…, AND HURT PEOPLE EVERY SINGLE DAY!